"Anarcho-cyclicalists were socialists who could not bring themselves to believe in Marx. Bakunin was a flaming anachronist. Anarchism is a system of government headed by an Anarch. Canada, for example, became an anarchy in 1867."
--Despite this, it's been pretty calm there for quite a while.
"St. Teresa of Avila was a carmelized nun."
--That Spanish sun is wicked, all right.
"John Huss refused to decant his ideas about the church and was therefore burned as a steak."
--What is it about religious figures and the Food Network?
"When they finally got to Italy, the Australian Goths were tired of plungering and needed to rest. Italy was ruled by the Visible Goths, while France and Spain were ruled by the Invisible Goths."
--Led by Alice Cooper, probably.
"Plato invented reality. He was teacher to Harris Tottle, author of The Republicans. Lust was a must for the Epicureans. Others were the Vegetarians and the Synthetics, who said, "If you can't play with it, why bother?"
--C+. You left out the Plasmatics.
"The ball of events and stoppers that were used to stop it from rolling only added to its momentum which kept it rolling."
--This HAS to be the work of John McCain.
It looks like those parents who paid the tuition for these earnest scholars are due a refund.